Planning My Future

by Tom Remington

March 16, 2010

I’m sure most of you don’t know that I am a closet “artist”. I am particularly fond of body art. For those not familiar with body art, picture a swarm of about 300 men and women, all naked taking turns painting each other…….all over. That’s my idea of body art. Tattoos are too permanent and most people don’t get naked to get a tattoo………do they?

I have had this inner welling of artistic power nagging at me since I first viewed body art at the age of about 15. So, you can imagine how elated I felt when I heard Speaker Nancy Pelosi say that if we pass this health care bill, people like me could quit their real jobs and become artists; pursue their dreams.

Although I haven’t stepped out yet and purchased enough supplies to paint up 300 or more naked bodies, I’m anxiously awaiting the day I can quit toiling over a real job and get everything I need in life for free. From that moment on, I’ll have no distractions and I can further my real passion as a body artist.

Isn’t America amazing?

Tom “Salvador” Remington

Written by Tom Remington · Filed Under Humor, Politics in General

Spring Is Here

by Tom Remington

March 12, 2010

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Jon Stewart Has Field Day With Rick Sanchez Over “9 Meters in English”

by Tom Remington

March 2, 2010

The Daily Show With Jon Stewart

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Thumbnology! What In The World Is That?

by Tom Remington

March 2, 2010

Let Joey “The Snake” Buttafucco dazzle you with his discovery of the profound “Thumbnology”!

Written by Tom Remington · Filed Under "Open Air" Broadcast, Humor

Obama Lip-Syncing His Speeches Now?

by Tom Remington

March 2, 2010

ROFLMHO! For the braindead, this is a joke you know.

Obama Caught Lip-Syncing Speech

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Work Sometimes Feels So…..”Pressing”

by Tom Remington

February 26, 2010

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Tiger Woods For President?

by Tom Remington

February 25, 2010

Open Air is guest hosted today by Joey “The Snake” Buttafucco, who tells us all about Tiger Woods’ qualifications to be President of the United States.